Welcome to the...
OK kiddies! This is my first web page so I might as well make it as offensive as possible.
This one's gonna be about emulation mostly. And the rest will be about pimpin' and bitch slappin',
as well as anything else I damn well feel like putting up, sucka. Believe me, if I get the help I ask for,
this page WILL kick ass!
FIRSTLY, let's get the damn disclaimer out of the way. Any rom you download you have to delete within 24 hours
unless you own it or the cops will beat you like a cheap pimp. And now, on with the blasphemy!
Contents
5/27/98 - The page just opened! What the hell do you want! Look around, foo'!
Note: If anyone can donate a better logo you'll be credited.
I need a CD to .mp3 (or .mp2) conversion program. If anyone knows where
I can get one FREE I'd appreiciate it.
Only the best roms will be posted here. No crap.
ALL the emulators can be found at Dave's Video Game Classics.
There are none here (exept for the MSX emulator). This is a free page from Fortune City so no Neo Geo roms, bitch!
To my Metal Gear Roms. This is the best series in the world.
(not up yet)
To my "rare" roms. Mostly cool translations.
(not up yet)
Click on any pic to link to a related page.
Dolemite. By default.
Pimpbot 5000 (the silver, vibrator-looking fellow). Keeps that bitch Conan O'Brien in line (no, Conan's not the other pimp).
Tiger from Tekken 3 (no pic yet)
Mimes. By default.
Anybody else but me, my girlfriend, and, on rare occasion, my best friend (Bernie). Yeah, I'm biased, bitch! What chu gonna do about it?!
Not up yet. I want to put Castlevania SOTN MP3's up (yes I did find the CD!), but I need help. E-mail me and I'll iron out the details.
Send me mail dammit!